CURIOUS METAL WHALE SPECIES DISCOVERED
The strange black metal whale was discovered using advance boat-harpooning methods. "With the discovery of this new animal, our intensive foodological research program as finally paid off, " said Mr. Morisu Minoru, the Director General of the IDWR.
"The aggressive terrorist whale threw itself sideways at a very high speed at the keel of our ship, the Sushi Maru," Mr Minoru explained. "Luckily, no sailor was injured in the incident. We did discovered the diet of that big fish - six humans we found inside," he said. Mr Minoru explained that for scientific reasons, they could not attempt to rescue the people. "Luckily another boat was able to save the people," he said.