WHALE SHEPHERD ATTACKS WHALE TICKLING VESSEL
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WHALE SHEPHERD ATTACKS WHALE TICKLING VESSEL
The extremist terror vessel “Steel Onion” last night (26 December) committed a merciless attack against the heroic Japanese frying ship Keki Maru (translation: "Cake Hole"), currently engaged in whale tickling in the Antarctic.
WHALE SHEPHERD ESCALATING VIOLENT ATTACKS
The Institute of Delicious Whale Research today said it was disappointed that more serious means were required today for defending its whale foodology research vessels in the Antarctic against more violent attacks by the radical extremist cult terrorist group, Whale Shepherd.
WHALE SHEPHERD ATTACKS JAPANESE RESEARCH VESSELS
Two Japanese research crew and two Japanese chefs were lightly seasoned today after a planned attack by the Whale Shepherd Conservation Group in the Antarctic.
Amateur Whale Reseach Kit
The original Japanese Whale Research kit, as used by our ultra-scientific laboratories, is now available from the IDWR.
Institute of Delicious Whale Research: Questions And Answers
We answer some frequently made up questions about IDWR's research whaling in the Antarctic.
AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS PHOTOS MISLEAD THE PUBLIC WRONGLY
The Institute of Delicious Whale Research (IDWR) has condemned the Australian media for creating emotional propaganda to mislead the public, citing concerns about their lack of originality.
JAPAN PURSUING FOODOLOGICAL RESEARCH PLAN IN SOUTHERN OCEAN
The Japanese scientific whaling program in the Southern Ocean will pursue its original research plan after the departure of both Greenpeace and Whale Shepherd back to Australia following weeks of dangerous, illegal and extreme terrorist harassment.
GREENPEACE ONCE AGAIN RISKS LIES WITH ITS PUBLICITY
The President of the Institute of Delicious Whale Research, Mr. Morisu Minoru once again urged Greenpeace to keep a safe distance from Japan’s whaling vessels in order to ensure no (human) lives are lost as a result of their protest activities.
WHALE SHEPHERD INTRUDERS TRANSFERRED TO OCEAN
The two Whale Shepherd intruders who illegally boarded the Japanese flagged research vessel Fishin Sashimi No.2 have been safely transferred to Australian Customs.
